As of today, until whenever I decide, I declare:

A BOYCOTT TO EVERYTHING

• THE INTERNET-BASED AGITATIONS in a wide spectrum, built on unsubstantial or impersonal grounds: to vote for someone, to not vote for someone, to spend only for national products, to become a fan of Nike/Britney Spears/God Himself/Big Brother and all the f*cking family in Facebook, to give free hugs, to place an [X] in front of my Skype name in memoriam to a tragedy that could have been prevented [if, of course, people weren't so busy with X-rating their Skype accounts and DID something instead], to watch more reality shows, to send more sms-s in support of my favorite Music Idol candidate, to read Cosmopolitan and Harry Potter... you get the idea, right?


• THE POP-CULTURE MOTIVES on account of which: millions of mentally underdeveloped teenagers turn mediocre movies into block-busters, people believe in their TV/their church/their mirror illusion, almost everybody loves Prison Break or Gossip Girl, people go shopping and make pictures of it


• THE FACT that I am bored [am I developing some strange habit here?]


• THE FASHION FACTOR that sells, and buys, and does everything while your brain is in an active coma: in "heart broken" veritas - the eternal fashion fad, dumping your girlfriend because she doesn't wear high heels, dumping your boyfriend because he has no car [or far worse - because he has a cheap car] and it embarrasses you


• THE RAT RACE, which obviously worked on you before every time you chose: to use long and hyphenated words to make you sound smart, to go to expensive bars only since they are a healthy diet for your social status, to smile using only your mouth muscles, to act important as a tool in your desperate attempt to blow-job yourself [figuratively speaking], to put on some make up so you impress someone, to answer "A lot of money!" when someone asks you what time it is, looking at your expensive wristwatch


• HOMOSAPIENS' PRIMARY INSTINCTS, resulting in: looking at your wallet as a natural extension/enhancer to your genitals [also a natural aphrodisiac], knowing that you have to marry but no idea WHY


• THE FOLLOWING SELF-DEFENSE MECHANISMS without which you will realize the world has a lot of problems: the ability to communicate yourself into the fact that those starving African people actually only live in the TV, the talent to ignore an old lady selling you flowers so she has something to eat tonight [and why bother when you can go spend 100 times the amount in the shop she is standing in front of], the talent to ignore another old lady - this time asking you for a sandwich as you wait for your international train at the station, the skill to use the magic words "This is a normal thing, everybody's doing it!", the skill to generalize, [this last one is the most important one so pay attention] the talent to make your life complicated and complain about it being so.